If I were to commentate the Olympics
Me: Holy crap look at his abs!
Me: Yeah, I'd fuck you. And you. Oh and definitely you.
Me: Woah there, check out his crotch.
Me: Probably like a python in there.
Me: Oh, there's Tom Daley looking fine as fuck.
Me: This would be SO much better if they were naked.
Me: Hello Jake Dalton.
Me: Seems like sexy as arrived.








